Valentine's Day Joke 2013: Who Should Make the Coffee?

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS." 

Height of buttering

Height of buttering ...

An Angel came to me and asked : "What is your wish for New Year ?"

I said : "Please take care of the person who's reads and Likes this Status" ;) :D

The Real Facebook Addiction

>The Real Facebook Addiction ;)

Teacher - What will u do after growing up?
Student - facebooking

Teacher - No ! I mean what will u want to Become..?
Student - Admin of facebook pages

Teacher - OMG! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up?
Student: Facebook Admin Rights

Teacher - Idiot! I Mean what will u do for ur Parents?
Student - I create a page for them on facebook. 'Mom Dad and I'

Teacher - Stupid! What do ur parents want from U?
Student - My facebook password

Teacher - Oh God! What is the Purpose of Ur life?
Student - Facebook but never face ur book :P

Okay I Will Wait For Your 'BREAK UP | Love Trends According to Years

In '1992'
Boy : Im In Love With You !
Girl : Im In A Relationship
Boy : Ok (Commits Suicide) O_O
In '2002'
Boy :Im In Love With You :|
Girl: Im In A Relationship !
Boy: Okay I Will Find Another One !
In'2012'
Boy: Im In Love With You
Girl:Im In A Relationship :S
Boy : Okay I Will Wait For Your 'BREAK
UP'
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Funny Moral Joke 2013: IF THE EXAM RESULT IS GOOD Vs. IF THE EXAM RESULT IS BAD

IF THE EXAM RESULT IS GOOD------>>

Teacher: He was intelligent

Mum: It's all because of my praying

Papa: whose son is he

FRENS: lets go to drink.

IF THE RESULT IS BAD:----->>

Teacher: so naughtiest one

Mum: mobile ruined everything

Papa: its all due to loving & leaving free.

FRENS: lets go to drink.

MORAL: everything changes, everyone changes, world changes, but FRENS never.... :D

CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME

3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk
so he started the engine & turned it off
again.
He told them."We have reached ".
The 1st guy gave him money.
The 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked,thinking the 3rd
drunk knew what he did.
But he asked "whats that for?".
The 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR
SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed
us!":P :D

Deusire Tihar Song in English- Use as Facebook Status

Say it my brothers/ sisters say it....
Deusi Rey

Say it louder and say it in tune....
Deusi Rey

Red mud trail.... Deusi Rey

Slippery trail.... Deusi Rey

Slipping and sliding... Deusi Rey

Singing and dancing.... Deusi Rey

We made it to your home... Deusi Rey

Bright Tihar arrives... Deusi rey

Enrich your lives... Deusi Rey

Oh! once in a year ... Deusi Rey

We came here... Deusi Rey

With joy and pleasure...Deusi Rey

Now give us treasure... Deusi Rey

Say it my brothers/ sisters say it....
Deusi Rey

Say it louder and say it in tune....

Deusi Rey

Thats the beauty of strong relation

WHEN RELATIONSHIP IS WEAK,

Simple words like"Thank You's,
Sorry's, Welcome's, Good Bye's,
NoProb's..."
make BIG Difference!

"But when
RELATIONSHIPS ARE STRONG,..
"Shut up! Get Lost, nonsense, idiot,
or even go to hell"
will not have any impact !

That's the BEAUTY OF STRONG
RElaTION..! :)

Got Get a Kiss From That Ugly Girl Who Like Your Facebook Status :P

Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl : No.

Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl : No.

Boy: Baby are you jealous?
Girl : I already told you, No!

Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
Girl : Got Get a Kiss From That Ugly Girl Who Like Your Facebook Status :P